I believe it is time for me to start up a bucket list for tattoo ideas, New Year’s resolutions, summer time fun, songs I want to cover, anything to fill my life with feelings of accomplishment and lively fun. I’ll start adding things to this post, and if anyone has any ideas of their own they would like to share, fill free to add something!
My mind has gone blank.
BE BACK LATTTTAAA.
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
|Me:||Thanks for getting the tampons, so I didn't go in the store looking like crap.|
|Dad:||I got ice cream too, because that's what girls do during this time.. They eat ice cream.|
|Mom:||No, Jason.. That's for when you have a terrible break up & you're so sad and upset.|
|Me:||...I'll still take the ice cream.|